It's official, I've lost count!

So, I've decided that I HATE scorpions. I hate spiders more, but the spiders don't crawl up my pants and sting my knee! And scorpions are gross cause they have 8 legs! did you know? they do. PLUS they have that ugly stinger-tail and them suckers hurt when they sting you. Since moving back to the deep desert I've come across I don't even know how many of those stupid things. They've been in my bed and crawling on the wall, and mozying around on the floor while I sit on the toilet (seriously's happened twice). And, I'm totally sick of them! I don't want them near me ANYMORE!! do you hear me, scorpion gods??! NO MORE SCORPIONS! The End. That's all. No more. Go away. Leave me alone. Go invade someone else's house. And I think that's all I have to say about that. Gross.