Saturday, November 6, 2010
It's official, I've lost count!
So, I've decided that I HATE scorpions. I hate spiders more, but the spiders don't crawl up my pants and sting my knee! And scorpions are gross cause they have 8 legs! did you know? they do. PLUS they have that ugly stinger-tail and them suckers hurt when they sting you. Since moving back to the deep desert I've come across I don't even know how many of those stupid things. They've been in my bed and crawling on the wall, and mozying around on the floor while I sit on the toilet (seriously's happened twice). And, I'm totally sick of them! I don't want them near me ANYMORE!! do you hear me, scorpion gods??! NO MORE SCORPIONS! The End. That's all. No more. Go away. Leave me alone. Go invade someone else's house. And I think that's all I have to say about that. Gross.
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5 comments:
hahaha you need some scorpion spray or somethin!
That's so weird, I've never even seen a scorpion except while hunting for them in the dark. You must smell good to them or something.
Grace, you can't kill them with poison unless you call an exterminator and even then you have to make sure they specialize in killing scorpions, not just killing their food source (crickets and roaches)
Ben, gross bugs just like me. Always have. they've been following me around my whole life. just ask my family.
Rachel!! I miss you!! I have noticed a trend, all disgusting animals names start with an S: scorpions, spiders, snails, snakes, squirrels, slugs, squids...the list goes on.
I'm going to have to add sharks (cause I'm scared of them) and centipedes, even though they really start with a C, but it's an S sound, AND, those guys are TOTALLY gross especially in New Mexico where they're like 10 inches long. sick sick SICK.
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